Man, sleeping is poisonous on this bus. Once you fall asleep, you do it like or 4 times on the bus. For like 20 min each....like I just did. Woke up, kinda horn-dogish each time (ewww). I wish I had someone like that with me, who was a female (yeaaaahh!!!!!), who was white (.......that was a joke)
This big ole gruffy white man ran this nice little old lady's seat. (you notice when I don't say a race, you assume their black.....that's the racist inside you) I felt bad because I could tell her, because I was just waking up for the 4th time. And I was grumpy about it, too.
You know what play still makes me mad? Steve Francis' dunk back when he played for the magic. When he took like 8 steps after he picked up the ball, threw it off the glass, then dunked it. Then the next play, Lindsey hunter wiggles his pivot foot, and they call traveling, and a tech when he argues the call. This also made me realize, I need to step my sports game up. Need to talk more about sports so people are like "yeah, such and such, and then he was bashing the pistons", haha.
I gained a new role model: Rod Benson. He is funny as heck. He is a professional athlete. And he still has time to blog. "Boom Tho".....I don't get it, but hey...dude gets paid, and gets to do what he loves. Can't knock him. Hope he makes into the NBA. I'll buy his jersey.
Xavier: Renegade Angel is losing me. The first episode was hilarious, the 2nd was pretty good. The 3rd? Ugh.....WTF PFFR? All it was about was Xavier flipping himself inside out just to be someone's friend, then reversing to be someone else's. Then his snake hand giving the snake charmer <an oral good time> who turned out to be his cheif-master? Where did all the actual funny stuff go? Like calling his mother nickname of "The Grah-nd Canh-Yeon" and him not knowing by, because the grand canyon is just a "wife gash, open for whoever to to enter and <come> as they please where ever" or like him walking in on 8 guys boning his mom, and her saying they were giving her "The Hemlich Manuver"
Just got to Findlay. Finally. 10:30. These white chicks are following this man in a turban around. There is some profiling right there.
As I said in a previous post, women of a Indian/middle east are attractive to me. Idk why. Maybe its their eyes. I just....wow.....this lady in the truck stop....omg she was so cute. Like idk what to say.
Dude bought a camofloge UofM hate. Omg....."you know if your a redneck, when......"
To India: I do realize I am eating taco bell @ 10 in the morn. But I don't care. 4th meal does not have a real time a lot and if it does.......I don't wanna know it. Better off ignorant than feeling bad later for messing up my eating schedule....haha
These people in Lima & Dayton have some nicer houses. Hmmm. I kinda like the landscape of Dayton. If only they had a track team, then I would def be @ this school.
Its only about to be 12. Still got 2 hours left. Ugh. India and/or sana were supposed to call. Neither did. Poo....
Now that I think about it, Lima scares me. I have only seen 2 people walking outside. Both white, both with hoodies, hoods up, and hats that covered all except their eyes. Hmmm......It also looks like a town that Freddy Kruger would hit up.
I <3 my poopsy. Its funny, she never was really even MY poopsy, and when we saw each other, both times, we were not very nice to each other. Funny now, how I think she is like the coolest ever. And cute to boot. Too bad I got to her too late. Yes, I'm talking about Rachael Kassa, who also happens to be my favorite chaldean. My poopsy! :-) <3
I'm so sleepy. This taco bell messed my stomach up. Oh wee. I can't go to sleep now. Not close enough. AND my phone is below 25% battery power. Oh no! :-(
I'm so sleepy. Its like about 1:12.
Less than an hour. I passed out in half lima, woke up and we were in dayton's stop with this lady asking me to move my legs down so her daughter could lean her seat back into my chest. (I reluctantly agree-ed, seeing as the daughter wouldn't talk to me. She was pleading for her mother to ask, trifling) only one more ride and then I will be with family. My mother and I have patched stuff up so, its ok. She was ok with my TWO tattoos. Let's see how she reacts to my 5/6.
"I aint know if I should ask if I should them with me, all I know is, they wanted to come" (overheard) has to be the worst logic I have ever heard of in my life. Omg wow.....just.....wtf? That is dumb sh*t. I almost actually swore there.
A dude sitting behind me 3 seats sounds like Gucci Mane.....its infuriates me. A lot I hate that wack ass dude.
AH finally I get to see my family! 6 hours later, a bed, and everything!
P.s: if you read this whole thing,......I will seriously give you a dollar. No lie. Sorry for tygr length. I have.
And he is like right in front of me right now. I was actually pretty nice. I gave 4 dollars. I forgot the golden rule. Give green, they give their time.....willingly, or unwillingly. I'm just waiting for something to happen, and for something to disappear. He doesn't look like a bum. Said he is trying to get to Ann Arbor. Atleast he isn't stupid, he said he needed 7 dollars to a lady, then said he needed 7, after she had not change to us. Earlier, I heard he said he needed 10 to a guy who have him 3. Said he was stuck @ the bus station since yesterday, phone died no money. Got in too late. Sounds ok and fishy, as well. He seems cool. He seems like a wigger, though. He said "Horoscope, Biyatch!" just like that, like he wasn't trying to emphasize. He says he is dating miss Michigan 2006/miss Chicago 2007, which is kinda conflicting, saying she could be the baddest in Michigan, but not the baddest in Chicago. Hmm. He said his name, but it came out of my head. He didn't say it to me anyways. He said it to this dude next to me, named "Jesse" "Jesse" is a black dude, who likes Insane Clown Posse. He has an ICP tattoo. I'm frowning right now. He is also in the army. (frowning harder) and he enjoys it (frowning so hard that my face hurts). Back to this white bum. "Jesse" is letting this dude use his $900 laptop.....after telling him it was $900....albiet he is over his shoulder, "Jesse" looks out of shape. But if he made the army then he must be ok. He DOES talk about smoking super refer. But back to this bum. He claims to be an electrician who makes $61 an hour, but knows nothing about Wi-fi, nor Bluetooth, AND is convinced that both Facebook and Myspace are the exact same thing. I lied (yes I lied) to him. Told him I was just back for a minute from UofA. That's Arizona. There is some truth there. I am applying there, and A(rizona)S(tate)U. But this bum was just saying how fast I look, and all this other stuff, and I have never met him in my life. This "Jesse" kid......he is white @ heart. I can see it. Like I don't mean talking proper white, because that's me right there. I mean, he is WHITE, CACASIAN (or how ever your spell it). Damn man! Anyways, back to this bum. Owns a T-mobile phone, doesn't know customer care's #. I'm sure he is just scamming us. Or he is one of those dudes who goes on TV shows who is like fake but no one knows, and he is just there to see how good people act, or some sh*t. All I know is I'm glad I had to board. He kept calling me "My Brotha"....he was about to get "The Slap-pa" and I mean that. $141 in my pocket until Friday. I am NOT using my card. If you read this, remind me through texts, Facebook (if I'm on), or just call me even. But DON'T let me USE my card. If your my friend, you will do this. If not, you a d*ck sucka, and a trick n*gga/<white person>. AND this dude made fun of my corect talking, "oh your name is <psuedo white voice> Flet-ch-er?" if he didn't look bigger then, I would have "Mike Tyson: Punch Out-ed" hisThis wigger ass. Ya'll already know I don't like them dudes <refer to other posts>
This one white dude must have not EVER travelled publically. They said overhead luggage, and dude put his bad over his head......outside the bus............(frowning).....he looks scared too. If I wasn't so "to my self" on these buses, I'd go talk to him.
This one chick next to me seems irritated as heck. She isn't white, so no I am not profiling only white people today.....if I did.....that would be everyday. (frowns again) she sat down, and thought that sitting next to me, would be quiet. Quite the contrary. Wherever I sit, there is ALWAYS noise, and its never me. Only time I make noise, is when someone needs a cellphone, and I let them use it, because UofD has made me into to some kind of compassion freak. It sucks. And I don't like it.
I WILL own an UNFORGIVABLE shirt and headband. Oh yes. I want the "B*tch you aint no nerd?" but its not censored. So I could only wear it around the house, or out by myself. I might just get the "That's a mistake" (in refrence to siblings) or "Wait for my request" (in reference for sitting down). The headband reads "Unforgivable". I want the black one, but they are sold out of those. So only the white ones are available. And seeing as they (Logan Hodge, the camera man, and Gunnar Fritz Stannasson, the man we all see on the camera of the "unforgivable" series, "The Long Afternoon", "The Visitor", "The Butler", etc. Known as "Ricky".....The black dude who says OC outrageous stuff) my most recent favorite qoute "I love to get girls pregnant who can't support themselves because they are in school, I don't pay child support, I....OWE.....MILLIONS!"
Idk if I can keep this whole blog for the whole bus ride. Damn some people will be busing until 7:40 to Tennesse (Tennesse is in Central time, so that's 8:40). But idk if I could blog consistantly until 2:05. This lady next to me speaks like those mushmouth characters on cartoons. But this dude next her understands her. Eh, w/e. The bus drivers usually are happy to drive, joking. This one is all mad, that he has to drive. N*gga, you mad? Drive the Got-Damned bus, take my $ and STFU.
Have any of you just woken up and said "yes I would not mind <sexual favors> from <name>"? I did that the past 2 days. I can't really say who because you probably know them. And it would be akward. Seeing as how we met. Ugh! :-O.
I am currantly listening to The Carter 3......through someones headset....2 seats behind me. N*ggas these days, I swear. And your ass wonder why you cant hear what people say next to you. Because you put freaking 808 speakers in your mother<freaking> ears.
I just realized, I can blog this whole bus ride, if I just slow it down abit, and don't do it immediately, but by bit. I'm a f-king genious. :-P
I remember when I made that long ass post, about the people mover, and all these people read it. Huh.....I felt so important. :-P tried to do the same for the auto show and I botched it 2x. Maybe people will read this one.....I hope.....if not its ok. I'll be fine. :-O
This dude can't drive. He just pulled over on the shoulder.......for no reason. I will def not be there by 2:05. Ugh.